Best Part: I’ll give them to you FREE!

Dear Friend,

Take time, now, to make a life-changing discovery. I know you think you’ve seen and heard it all, but this is truly different. Believe me, I know. Here are the most practical ways I’ve found to ruin your day, quicker and simpler then you ever thought possible—especially, if you combine these simple strategies you will SKYROCKET your results.

1.Refuse to be happy. Refuse to say anything nice. Refuse to compliment and appreciate. Always find everything wrong. This one is quite effective at killing any and all passion, fun and joy, not just in you, but those around you.

2. Spend as little as 5 minutes each night, right before bed, remembering each and every faux-pau, goof-up or mistake you’ve made that day. Better yet, spend a half-hour going over all the major goof-ups and what-ifs of your entire life.

3. Become a professional victim. Hold everybody else accountable for your lot in life. Make it so impossible for everyone around you to win that you ruin everybody’s day too. Hey, a two-for-one deal, even better.

Remember, you get 30 days or so, every month to try everything out. If you aren’t satisfied, then let everyone around you know. So you’ll essentially be able to try them out on all your friends and family for FREE!

But once you see how drop-dead easy these strategies are to use, and amaze yourself at how you are able to create misery on a whim…without dealing with the technical hassles of life everyone else has to put up with, you’ll stick with it. You’ve got nothing to lose! So what are you waiting for…try it out today!

These strategies work so well that I don’t even have to offer a guarantee (even though I promised you one)—that’s how sure I am.

Have a great day in whatever your adventure,

To Success! To Life!
Sharon

p.s. Tell your family and friends what they really mean to you. Send a note or email to someone you have been meaning to talk to. Hug your kids. Right now.